if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
(Source: geeses)
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
(Source: matthitarchive)
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
(Source: grates)
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
My mom didn’t raise me to be a bad bitch but here I am.
